20 Ridiculous Spam Comments You Can’t Resist Reading
Spam sucks. It fills our email inboxes, it floods our Twitter feeds, and it tries to take over our blogs’ comment sections. In short, it drives us crazy.
But sometimes, we can’t help but laugh at spammers’ lame attempts to get links back to their questionable websites!
If you need a good chuckle today, then take a few minutes to peruse the images below. Each one was copied directly from our spam comments section for your reading pleasure, and I’ve added my own commentary below the photos — just for giggles.
Did they have a sale on adverbs at the last spammer convention?
Piece of content, you’re welcome! But I don’t want more.
Well, I’ll be sure to check the spelling before you come again again!
First of all, this is a terrible story. Second of all, why would you tell a stranger about this? Maybe you should apologize to your daughter instead…oh, wait. She doesn’t exist.
I always do my best to include infos in my blog posts, especially vital ones. So thank you for peering.
I haven’t the slightest idea what you’re trying to convey. Perhaps you should use a better translation website?
I’m certain I haven’t met any of you, either. Thank the gods.
Your cousin sounds like an a**hole. Make her buy you a new iPad – problem solved. I hope 83 views was worth $500 to her.
You’re WHAT? No, I will not drop you an email. And please don’t touch me.
Wait, I’m confused. Who’s Johnson? Is that your spouse? Also, how much is that e-book you’ve been saving for?
Don’t feel bad, I often brood about in case my hosting, too.
Sure, go ahead and share it with your MySpace group. Let me know how that goes for you.
You cried for joy at my well-written strategy? That must have been some content.
I don’t know what to say…your words are too powerful.
Yeah, those bodies really need to knock off the pirating!
Fact: Important infos are my favorite type of infos.
Oh, thank goodness! Finally, a trustworthy commenter!
That’s me, all right: quick copy writer by day, and shark man by night. Who told you, my precious!?!
Okay, now it’s time to use the comments section and tell me which one of these is the most entertaining. Go!
Do you get spam comments, too? What’s the funniest comment you’ve ever received?
Image credit to hegarty_david.
Jill has been obsessed with words since her fingers could turn the pages of a book. She’s a hopeless bibliophile who recently purchased a Kindle after almost 6 years of radical opposition, and she loves stumbling upon new music on Pandora. Random interests include (but are not limited to) bookstores, movie memorabilia, and adorable rodents. Jill writes for the QLP blog and assists with the company’s social media accounts. You can connect with Jill on Google+.