21 MORE Goofy Spam Comments for Your Reading Pleasure
In case you’re new to our wild and crazy blog, allow me to fill you in on the concept of spammy blog comments. You see, we get hundreds of them every day, and very rarely do they make sense. What’s more entertaining than using spammers’ weapons against them for fresh blog content? Nothing, I tell you. Nothing.
Oh, and a couple of these are on the brink of NSFW, so you’ve been warned.
Ready? Let’s take a spam-filled journey together:
Either you’re a hobbit with poor writing skills or you’re a spammer who’s full of crap. Which is it?
Cranberry molds keep your feet warm? Interesting. And thanks for the health tip — I’ll be sure to heed your advice.
I’m unfamiliar with the word “dbegbgg.” Not sure if you’re insulting us or complimenting us… Or perhaps you have some kind of uncontrollable burping/typing disorder. You should probably get that checked out.
The idea of a juice extractor with thighs freaks me out. Not gonna lie.
I think you’re mistaken, sir.
How am I just finding out about this now? Is that in the iPhone manual?
Um, okay. You’ve got issues.
Haha, you’re hilarious! The next time you lie to me, at least try to make it sound believable.
THANKS FOR SHARING!!!
Yes, I’ve been waiting to hear the First Lady say “Let them eat Cheetos” for years. When will that day arrive?!
I don’t even know how to respond to this…
Well, bye! You’re so insightful.
So, we almost inspired you, then? Thanks.
Hmmm, let me ponder that for a moment. Oh, right! It’s because a lot of comments are spam.
On a scale of 1 to 10, this makes -245 sense.
You clearly don’t know what a coherent paragraph is. I’d say nice try, but it would be a false statement.
Put those laughs on my face, bro!
Please, tell me more.
I was just telling a friend the other day how much I need people to jimmy my family and me in place! It’s like you’re psychic.
I don’t understand how your first sentence relates to the last, but whatever you say.
These 21 spam comments provide a glimpse into what we receive on a daily basis. Jealous? Don’t be. All we can do is make the best of them by having a laugh at their expense!
Okay, so which spammy remark is your favorite this time around? Have you gleaned any valuable words of wisdom from them? Do you recall any particularly funny comments on your own blog? Let us know below, yo!
Image credit to Sean MacEntee on Flickr.
Jill has been obsessed with words since her fingers could turn the pages of a book. She’s a hopeless bibliophile who recently purchased a Kindle after almost 6 years of radical opposition, and she loves stumbling upon new music on Pandora. Random interests include (but are not limited to) bookstores, movie memorabilia, and adorable rodents. Jill writes for the QLP blog and assists with the company’s social media accounts. You can connect with Jill on Google+.