(To the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”)
You know Brander and Artwork
And Sample and Logo,
Vector and Imprint
And Custom and Promo!
But do you recall
The most famous squeezie of all?
Bubba, the red-nosed stress ball,
Had a very shiny brand.
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say, “That’s grand!”
All of the other products
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Bubba
Join in any marketing games!
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Bret and Mike came to say,
“Bubba, with your logo so bright,
Won’t you guide our company tonight?”
Then all the squeezies loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
“Bubba, the red-nosed squeezie,
You’ll make sales history!”
You’ll make sales history!”
Bubba is READY to Guide Santa's Sleigh!
Bubba's Reindeer Await His Command
Santa is Lucky to Have Such Noble Stress-Steeds!
Article by Jana Quinn
An old ‘G’ that’s been working for QLP since it was in Bret’s basement – Jana has been writing since she made up a story about a Jana-Tiger that liked rocky road ice cream and got straight A’s. She enjoys writing about marketing and pop culture, posting a ‘Die Hard’ article as often as she’s allowed. She is inspired by the articles at Cracked and frequently wears a Snuggie in the office. You can also connect with Jana on Google+.
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This is so creative…I love it!