Here comes my favorite time of year: the holidays! Thanksgiving is tomorrow, and Friday kicks off that wonderful season of holiday shopping. Retailers everywhere are getting up extra early and staying up far past their bedtimes in order to make sure Susie and Timmy get exactly what they ask for. Believe me, I and my kin will be squeezed extra hard over this coming weekend.
But what about those workers who get up early and stay late to clean up? Getting them a squeezie like me might make the holidays a little easier to come by, or at least make them laugh. Now, I’m not volunteering for the job personally (A Squeezie Spokesperson like me has a lot to do!), but I’m sure I’ve got fifty friends who’d love to tote the company logo and de-stress employees. And we’ll arrive in plenty of time for the holidays.
If nothing else, it’s better than fruitcake.