Life is tough being a stress ball. People are always making short jokes or trying to squeeze you when you aren’t looking. I’m fed up with it. For years stress ball have been one of the number one selling promotional products out there. Any, why not? After all, we’re cute, lovable, squeezable, and most of all – AFFORDABLE.
We’ve enjoyed a great run, but I am ready for retirement. There are only so many times a person can enjoy being felt up before they go postal. That is why I started this web journal, blog, diary, WHATEVER you want to call it. I’m in search for the perfect promotional product – replacement.
Join me as I search the globe looking for my replacement, or as Donald would say, my new apprentice. You’re squashed! (what do you think, should I trademark it?). I might as well, not like social security is going to be around long enough to keep my poly foam lifestyle afloat. Anyway…. please join me and read my adventures as I search for the next best thing. It ain’t easy being squizzy!