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QLP pays money to have access to a clip art database from which we can pull images to spruce up our daily blog posts.

I say “pays money” not because I love redundancy but because I want you to understand that real currency changed hands in order for me to have access to the clip art you are about to see.

There really is nothing else to say, so I will simply introduce the nine most unintentionally horrifying clip art images you’ll see today. And probably for the rest of your life.

1.)

Looking for a slow ride to hell, stranger?

2.)

I would be horrified at the happy turtle being eaten by the sad shark with the weird fins, but I CAN'T GET PAST THE FACT THEY HAVE FINGERS.

3.)

Someone unsuccessfully tried to shove an elephant into Homer Simpson's decapitated money-grubbing carcass.

4.)

Even taxidermists make mistakes.

5.)

Toddlers and Tiaras and Tibias

6.)

A rat drinking soap and holding a lobster... I can't even do this anymore.

7.)

Why do clip artists hate anatomy and sexual assault laws?

8.)

Are you ready for your "in-flight entertainment," sir?

9.)

Before & After. Category: Cryptozoology. Can I solve the puzzle? Spider Cat Lady. You're welcome for the nightmares.

For obvious reasons, we don’t recommend using any of this clip art in your marketing or promotional efforts unless you have a taste for the exceptionally bizarre. Enough said!

Which one of these clip art images haunts you the most? Have you seen others that belong on this list? And are there any actual uses for these nightmare-inducing pictures?

Article by Jana Quinn

An old ‘G’ that’s been working for QLP since it was in Bret’s basement – Jana has been writing since she made up a story about a Jana-Tiger that liked rocky road ice cream and got straight A’s. She enjoys writing about marketing and pop culture, posting a ‘Die Hard’ article as often as she’s allowed. She is inspired by the articles at Cracked and frequently wears a Snuggie in the office. You can also connect with Jana on Google+.