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15 Urban Dictionary Words to Add to Your Workplace Vocabulary

We all feel like Jim up there every now and again at work. But never fear! The next time you’re at a loss for words at work, Urban Dictionary has just the word you were looking for. Every industry has their own jargon and buzzwords, but these work-related words can unite us all!

Urban Dictionary may be more commonly known for its wildly NSFW definitions of commonplace words, but there’s also a wide variety of words that fit the 9-5 life perfectly. Don’t worry, all of these words are SFW, minus a couple of curse words. So read on and see which of these words you need to add to your vocabulary at work!

pixel-counting

blabber-infection

please-advise

reply-all-rage

seagull-management

prexhausted

send-and-run

struggle-bus

manager-trois

blogosfear

corporate-blue-balls

going-screensaver

401ko'd

lunchblocking

polarpoint-presentation

Have you caught yourself pixel counting or going screensaver because your co-workers all have a blabber infection or you’re stuck in a manager trois? Looks like it’s time for you to start incorporating these words into your workplace vocabulary STAT!

What do you think? Will you be adding any of these words to your vocabulary? Which one is your favorite? Sound off in the comments below! 

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Jenna Markowski

Jenna has a much easier time writing about the media and pop culture than she does writing about herself. She enjoys the simple things in life, like puns and typography. She is an avid fan of pop-punk, Halo 3, Spider-Man and origami, with a slight Taco Bell obsession. Her spirit animal is either a bulldog or a panda bear. You can also connect with Jenna on Google+ and Twitter.

Comments

  1. Bret Bonnet

    I endorse “Seagull Management”; though I’d like to think my poop smells like roses! :)

  2. Wash

    That’s definitely the correct definition of “please advise.”

  3. Leisa

    this is good!!

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