Essential Fitness Bag with Bottle

Excuse me, Mr. Essential(TM) Fitness Bag with Bottle. Do you have time for an interview? I know you're busy being one of the best-selling duffel bags on the Quality Logo Products site, but if I could just get a few minutes of your time...

Oh, thank you so much! I only have a few questions. First of all, why are you so durable? You're made from 600D polyester and PVC backing, you say? Wow, that'll do it. That's one of the strongest materials in the promotional products industry. Secondly, how do people like your storage capacity? I'm aware of your large main compartment, yes, but I wasn't aware of the double zippered pockets or the mesh water bottle holder on the front. That's truly impressive!

So you're absolutely confident that recipients love you as soon as they put the adjustable, non-slip shoulder strap on their backs, huh? I believe it. It's hard to find a decent gym bag out there, let alone one that's as versatile as you.

I'll let you get back to your job as a fitness duffel bag now. Thanks again for answering my questions. I'll be sure to tell the world of your advertising potential! And no, I don't have a boyfriend. Why do you ask?