Why hello, Sport-Tek Sideline Jacket. Tell me a little bit about yourself! You say you're customizable nylon windbreaker with 6 color options and a flannel lining for extra protection from the elements? My word, it sounds like you're just what I'm looking for.
If you had to describe what you're made of in one paragraph or less, how would you do it? I see. I like the sound of a 100% nylon shell and nylon-lined sleeves because that means I can take you on and off a little bit easier. You said something about slash pockets that also caught my attention, due to the fact that bulkiness isn't my style. And it's excellent that you have a drawstring bottom hem, Sport-Tek Sideline Jacket, because I like the freedom to adjust my jackets to exactly the right tightness!
Just a couple more questions, Sport-Tek Sideline Jacket. I know what elastic cuffs are, but what do you mean when you say you've got raglan sleeves? Oh, it means that your sleeves extend all the way to the collar! Why didn't you just say so? That's wonderful. You don't even need to finish that sentence about your inside pocket with the Velcro closure, because I'm already sold on you.
I promise I won't sit on the sidelines and choose an inferior personalized windbreaker ever again. I'm going to contact my friends at Quality Logo Products right now and order a Sport-Tek Sideline Jacket for every day of the week! Thanks for your time, you beautiful coat, you...