Alright, alright, alright! Thank you! Now simmer down, cause Ive got a deal you wont wanna miss. Its the Scent-Sational scented pencil from Quality Logo Products. Its Scent-sational!
Regular pencils - BORING (thumbs down, thbtbtbt!) We wanna sell things thatll make people scream Wow! Awesome! Kazaam!
Thats why weve got these;
Theyre colored, #2 lead pencils. But each is coated with scented paint! Thats phenomenal! And the colors correspond with the fragrances! Can you believe that?! Well you should! Theyre Scent-Sational!
*Sniffs Light Brown*
Root beer scented! I just wanna drink this all up But Id choke cause its wood.
*Sniffs Light Pink*
Bubble Gum! Reminds me of Big League Chew.
Lets move past the smells. Those are great, but thats not all this pencil has to offer.
Look here! Right on the barrel, whats that? Its your custom logo!
And it doesnt matter what you do. Whether youre a banker or a pig farmer, putting your custom logo on these pencils will have everyone sniffing around for your brand! Its Scent-satio-
Boring! When do I get my twenty bucks for sitting here?
I told you after Im done! (back at camera) But- (Music kicks in, ending graphics/applause) Oh cmon! No! I had a whole big ending planned! Aww this sucks!
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