Alumni Steel Varsity Tumbler with Straw (16 Oz.)

For years the brightest minds on earth have wondered... how can we improve on the acrylic tumbler?

Today, that question is answered. Behold! The Alumni Steel Varsity Tumbler with Straw.
Several leaps forward in advanced genomian splitting technology has allowed the unholy union of BPA free acrylic and stainless steel.
Just look at this double wall insulation. Look at it. Here... we'll magnificate it for you.

It's so beautiful!
These tumblers have been thermonuclear-ly engineered not to spill with a tight screw on lid.
Bred in four fantastic colors, these rare splendors won't last long.

An unfortunate side effect of the hybrid cloning process I'm afraid.
However, we've got a padded no slip base on the bottom here. By the power of FRICTION you shall not slide!
Simply apply a vacuum to the end of the straw and you will see the liquids contained within rise up against gravity providing you with refreshmentation.
Simply apply a vacuum to the end of the straw and you will see the liquids contained within rise up against gravity providing you with refreshmentation.
For yourself... For the future... For science.
Order the Alumni Steel Varsity Tumbler with Straw and stay ahead of the curve.

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