| Welcome to the first-annual promotional coffee mug meeting! Glad you could make it. I'm here to introduce you to Tall Travis Travel Tumbler (20 Oz.), our honored guest and the newly-elected representative of our custom drinkware chapter. Travis, the podium is all yours. Take it away. Tall Travis: Wow, I'm so flattered to be standing here tonight. When a few other travel mugs approached me to speak at this event and accept my honor, I had no idea there would be so many of you interested in my thoughts! First of all, I wanted to thank my stainless steel and acrylic outer wall, because I'd be nowhere without its strength and bold color accent. Second, my black plastic liner for sealing in hot beverages so well. Thanks, man! Oh, and last but not least, I'd like to take a second to mention my black plastic snap-on lid. Not only does it have a silicone gasket and a rotation lock to foil those nasty spills, but it's such a great shape. I couldn't have done it without any of you. I almost feel like this honor is a practical joke, you know? There's not a microwave or a dishwasher waiting off stage to destroy me, is there? Get it? Because either of those things wouldn't be good for travel tumblers? Ha! I kid, I kid... Well, I'd better get my non-slip bottom off the stage before your eyes start glazing over. You guys have been great. I'm not usually the type to refer to myself in the third person, but don't you forget about Tall Travis Travel Tumbler (20 Oz.) next year, alright? I'd love to come back and do this again sometime. A big thanks to our sponsor, Quality Logo Products, for selling mugs like me at such a low price! Later, skaters. | |
