With personalized Bungie Pig Squeezes, you won't have to wait for pigs to grow wings for your business to succeed; they'll fly right out of your clients' hands, no wings needed!
Thats because these customizable Bungie Pig Squeezes have a death wish, and they're more than willing to rocket around, full feet off the ground, on stretchable, bouncing bungie strings to your heart's content, just for your amusement. In fact, they'll even carry your logo or slogan so that, whatever stunts they do, you'll get all the credit!
And while it might seem counter intuitive that their death-defying stunts should in fact lower your clients' stress level, it's true! Everyone who receives one of these fun and fascinating custom promotional gifts will feel the stress wash away, almost as if the bungie cord attaching your squeeze pig to their wrists is a conduit through which pain, tension, and boredom flow out of the body.
Add your logo or slogan to your Bungie Pig Squeezes today and start to show your clients that you're willing to go to amazing lengths to please them! They'll love it!