Skull Stress Ball

With customizable Skull Stress Balls, whether it is to be or not to be your promotion of choice is not even a question.

Whether 'tis nobler in your company to suffer
the slings and arrows of ineffective promotions,
or to take action against a sea of handouts,
and with a stress ball end them?

A logo, a slogan;
your call; and with a single customization we end
the heart-ache and the thousands wasted dollars
that crappy ad campaigns give rise to.
('Tis an outcome devoutly to be wish'd!)

To imprint, to customize,
To customize: perchance to sell: ay, there's the rub!;
For in that sale of products what money will come
When you have shuffled off your inferior promotions,
Will make you rich: there's the respect
That makes happiness of so long life.