Freeze! Put your hands up! I'm the Policeman Rubber Duck, and I'm in charge around these parts. In fact, I've got a better reputation than most of the trade show giveaways in my unit. Not to insult any of my rubber ducky friends, of course, but I'm pretty fearsome!
What's that? You think I'm cute? Well, I never... Tell me what's cute about a yellow duck dressed as a police officer. Is it the blue hat? Or maybe it's the badge on my chest. At any rate, ma'am, I'm going to have to disagree with you on that comment. I'm a rubber duck for goodness sakes, not a cartoon character. Why do you keep calling me a precious little rubber duckie? Don't you understand that I'm supposed to be intimidating? I didn't go to police academy to listen to this kind of talk. Wait, don't pinch my cheeks... Stop, that tickles!
Okay, I can see that you have a hard time fearing rubber duck policemen, so I'm going to back away slowly. Where am I headed? If you must know, I'm going to Quality Logo Products to get in touch with the rest of my team. Yes, there are more ducks like me... Why do you ask? You want to put your logo on us for the lowest price? That would probably be okay. Oh gosh, what did I just agree to?