Sweet Sunglasses, you've inspired me to write a love letter. You see, I've admired you from afar for some time now but haven't had the courage to tell you in person! You're truly the sweetest and prettiest personalized sunglasses I've ever laid eyes on.
Your 7 vibrant colors stand out in crowds so much that I can't even focus on anything else. Whether the frames are neon blue, neon green, neon orange, neon pink, neon yellow, purple, or red, my heart skips a beat. And would it be too forward of me to point out the beauty of those dark, ultraviolet-protective lenses you have? I love the way they block out harmful rays without sacrificing any style (it must be the UV rating of 400). Oh, my love for you is almost too much to bear!
I've seen you in sporting goods stores, on beaches and golf courses, on car visors, and of course on plenty of heads, and you always look like an angel who's fallen from the heavens. No matter what happens, please promise me you'll stay sweet and show up all of the other sunglasses that vie for your affection. None could ever be as vibrant and fun as you...
I have a feeling others will share my love for you, Sweet Sunglasses, and I'll have to accept that. Anyone who desires to put their logo or message on your frames has impeccable taste! Thanks for reading this love letter, and thanks to my friends at Quality Logo Products for introducing me to you. Perhaps someday we'll meet again and you'll shade my eyes from the sun as only you can do best.