If you’ve ever went home with a funny wedding koozie or won first place at a trivia night and received a promotional koozie as a prize, you have felt the excitement of getting a cool beer koozie. When the drinks are flowing, there’s no better gift to remember all the fun you had.
You should give out custom koozies that make people laugh. Check out this list of funny beer koozies! You’ll find 30+ quotes about beer, booze, and a good buzz that are perfect to print on front of can cozies.
Everyone will be smiling about these fun beer koozies!
What Are Funny Koozie Ideas?
Koozies are party favors with a ton of personality! Decorate yours with a funny saying that keeps the good vibes good all night long.
Here are over 30 funny beer koozies that are sure to make everyone smile.
Stock the Bar
You’ve got pint glasses, beer, and plenty of ice. Now you just need to “Stock the Bar” with these custom beer koozies. These drink sleeves are a matter-of-fact reminder to check your inventory before the drinking starts!
Don’t Worry. Be Hoppy.
If you’re a fan of pale ales and stouts, then you’ll love these custom beer koozies. The cute play on words will make everyone feel hoppy at your event!
Cheers for Beers!
The night is young, and you’re feeling good! Keep the positive vibes going with these cute beer koozies. Everyone will love them as favors at New Year’s Eve party!
Here for the Beer
Why beat around the bush (Busch)? Let your koozie say it all! “Here for the Beer” is a message to everyone around you why you got out of bed and came to the bar or party.
Sip It, Sip It Good!
The band Devo told us to “whip it” when they released their chart-topping song in 1980. You can feel the same retro fun with these funny beer koozies. Print the quote on a bold, neon koozie!
You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Beer
Jaws is one of the scariest movies of all time. There’s nothing scary, however, about these beer bottle koozies, which cleverly play on the most famous quote from the movie.
Let’s Get Ready to Stumble!
A pop culture reference is always a good way to customize koozies. Enter the world of professional wrestling with these fun koozies. They’re awesome gifts for groomsmen at a bachelor party.
Put the “Bud” in “Budweiser” with these funny custom koozies! You can take the design to the next level with a fun font, a bold color palette, or cute clipart like a pizza and beer stein partying it up!
Wish You Were Beer
Who needs romance when you have beer? Print this funny quote on your koozies if you need giveaways for a pub crawl, something funny for a date night, or favors to celebrate a birthday party.
Chugs & Kisses
It’s Girls Night Out! Ladies will be lining up around the block if you hand out these funny koozies. Give them away for free to the first 100 people who come to your bar or nightclub.
Move Over, Coffee. This is a Job for Beer.
You might want to drink something stronger. Put one of these funny koozies around a beer, and save that coffee for the hangover tomorrow morning!
Pop the Top
You can’t really start enjoying yourself until you hear the soothing fizz or clink after opening a drink. Print this quote on beer koozies for a cookout or picnic.
Life is unpredictable, so there’s no point hanging onto bad feelings. Let it all go by sipping from a funny beer koozie printed with the blasé phrase, “Sip Happens.”
May the Beer Be With You
Battling across the galaxy is hard work! Kick back with a few beers. The force is strong with “May the Beer Be With You” koozies. Hand them out as swag giveaways for a comic book convention!
“Bottom’s up” is the grown-up version of “chug, chug, chug”! Print this quote on beer bottle koozies, and give them away at your brewery.
You Can Brew It!
Sometimes words of encouragement are all we need. Of course, it also helps to have liquid courage! Do you play in a beer softball league? Hand out these custom koozies as gifts at the beginning of the season.
Beer Pong M.V.P.
It’s time to get real – college is known for the parties! Have responsible fun with these custom koozies. They’re great gifts for rush week at fraternities and sororities.
A Good Tale Starts With a Good Ale
Do you want to promote a new ale? Give away these funny beer koozies! Everyone will remember their first time sipping the new flavor.
Hug a friend, hug your family, and hug a beer! These cute koozies are sure to be favorites at weddings, anniversary parties, and baby showers.
You’ve got a designated driver, so you’re buckling in for a wild night! After a few drinks, you might even think these custom koozies make total sense.
My Happy Hour is All Day
Why limit happy to just an hour? Get this saying printed on custom koozies, and give them away for free with the order of a drink special.
I’m Into Arts & Crafts
You don’t just serve any beer at your brewery. You offer only the finest. Promote your line of craft beers with these funny custom koozies.
Turn a fail into a win by handing out these beer koozies at your bar or restaurant. They’re great promotional items for anyone who’s known for their ales.
Grin & Beer It
Just deal with it, or even better, grin and beer it. These koozies are funny gifts to give to the fans of the losing Super Bowl team. Pair them with a note that says, “Sorry your team lost. Here’s a koozie so you can…”
I Make Pour Decisions
You can’t always make the best decisions, especially after you’ve had a few beers. Take pride in your “pour decisions’ by putting this quote on a beer koozie.
Don’t Be Jelly of My Beer Belly!
In the movie Animal House, a student named Bluto (played famously by John Belushi) has an epic beer belly. Take pride in your own gut of steel by drinking from a bottle decorated with one of these funny koozies.
All You Need is
On a Tuesday night, your bar is probably pretty bare and lifeless. Bring in more customers by hosting a speed dating night. You can give out these funny beer koozies to everyone who signs up.
Booze & Then Snooze
You’ve been on an all-week bender in Vegas, and now you’re ready to chill. Have one more beer, wrap this koozie around your drink, and get in that rest before you have to go back to the real world.
Sip Me Baby One More Time
Britney Spears wasn’t singing about beer in the early 2000s, but maybe she would have if she had one of these koozies! Give them out at a karaoke night.
I’ll Drink to That!
Are you hosting a party? These beer koozies will get you in the celebratory spirit! Put them in goody bags or wrap them around a bottle to give to all the guests.
Milk may help keep the bones strong, but beer keeps the party going all night long! These funny koozies put a twist on one of the best slogans of all time and are sure to be appreciated by 80s and 90s kids.
Pour. Drink. Repeat.
The night is young! Put your first beer inside this custom koozie and then keep on ordering more. Before long, this koozie will do all the talking to the bartender for you!
*DISCLAIMER: Quality Logo Products encourages you to drink responsibly. Do not drink and drive, and be smart about your alcohol intake.
What is a Beer Koozie?
A beer koozie is a fabric sleeve that wraps around a cold beer or soda, keeping it insulated and protecting your hands. Koozies fit around most cans, but some also work on 16 ounce bottles.
You’ll often see koozies at tailgates, barbecues, and picnics. They’re also popular on boats since they make your drink less slippery if your hands are wet.
What Are the Best Beer Koozies?
You want koozies to fit around any beer, from a 12 ounce can to a 16 ounce bottle. Look for sleeves that are labelled as being for “bottles” as these tend to fit any size.
Try any of these custom beer koozies!
- Foam or neoprene
- Great for indoors & outdoors
Stainless Steel Koozies
- Looks like a wetsuit
- Easy to remove
- Foam or neoprene
- Fits skinny cans like Truly or White Claw
- Foam or neoprene
As long as you’re serving drinks, a funny beer koozie is a great gift, giveaway, or favor. They’re basically tiny shirts that cans or bottles get to wear. It makes your drink have some personality!
Think of your own way to use these custom beer koozies. We’d love to hear if you’re inspired by this list. Reach out to Quality Logo Products, and while you’re at it, be sure to check out the awesome, yet cheap koozies we have to offer!
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