5 Wedding Favors for Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger’s Undoubtedly Timeless and Classy Reception

For those of you with better things to do who have not heard the wonderful news, Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger of Nickelback just announced that they have plans to tie the knot.

Now, while many girls seem to be absolutely heartbroken, and the majority of the internet is still laughing, I couldn’t be happier for the new couple.

I mean, two semi-singer/songwriters with inexplicably popular music? It’s a match made in Canada.

And while everyone is breathlessly waiting for the official couple name (Krovigne?) and whether the bridesmaids will be required to wear skull earrings and pink highlights, I am far more interested in what wedding favors the dynamic duo will pass out to the friends and family not too embarrassed to attend the joyous event.

canadian flag stress ballCanadian Flag Stress Ball

As the bride and groom both hail from the Great White North, there’s no product more fitting to celebrate their homeland. These stress relievers will look adorable imprinted with “Why’d You Have To Make Things So Chavril’cated?” And above all, the brave guests are going to need something squeeze when the newlyweds launch into their brilliant mashup.

pencil cup dartboard receptionPencil Cup Desktop Dartboard

Hey, hey, Chad, Chad, Avril doesn’t like your ex-girlfriends. And that’s why she’s going to specially order these desktop dartboards with pictures of the fallen flames who came before. The four included darts makes it great game for the guests to forget where they are. Extra bonus: attached cup holds pens, pencils, and broken hopes and dreams.

star key chain receptionNickel Star Key Tag

There isn’t a classier keychain out there. This key tag appropriately comes in nickel. It will be engraved with “Rockstar” to reflect the lifestyle that Chad fought tooth and nail to achieve. Use it to hold the key that opens your hilltop houses, fifteen cars, or the Playboy mansion.

Skateboard Bottle Opener Key Chain

In celebration of the Sk8er Gurl finding her Sk8er Boi, these bottle openers will be placed next to each and every plate. The absolute least that Chravil could do is make their reception open bar. Also, once the entire guest list kicks back specially-crafted My Happy Endings and If Everyone Careds, they’ll be super fun to play with.

Silver Picture Frame


avril and chad engagement

And yes, every time I do it makes me laugh.

Were you surprised about Canada’s only latest power couple? Any other favors you think Chavril will have at their reception? And most importantly, where do you think they’ll tie the knot?

Mandy Kilinskis

Mandy is proud to be a part of QLP’s content team. A self-professed nerd, her interests include video games, sitcoms, superhero movies, iPods and iPhones but never Macs, and shockingly, writing. Her claims to fame are: owning over forty pairs of Chuck Taylor All Stars, offering spot-on coffee advice, and knowing an unbelievable amount of Disney Princess facts. You can connect with Mandy on


  1. Jenna Markowski

    Brilliant work, Mandy! I love the idea of the skateboard keychain bottle opener, and I really like the work you’ve done with our Silver Picture Frame. With your Photoshop skills, it looks like Chavril already have their work cut out for them so they should just place their order now!

    Hilarious post. Had me cracking up the whole time, but this was by far my favorite line: “Extra bonus: attached cup holds pens, pencils, and broken hopes and dreams.” 🙂

    • Mandy Kilinskis

      All snark aside, I think that skateboard bottle opener is pretty awesome. Definitely one of the most creative bottle openers I’ve ever seen.

      Glad you enjoyed it – and a huge thank you to you for the original inspiration! 😀

  2. Amy Swanson

    Hilarious post, Mandy! I apparently have been living under a rock since I didn’t even know these two crazy kids were dating for the past six months. Wow.

    I love your suggestions for them, my favorite? The Skateboard Bottle Opener Keychain. It’s simple, fun, and functional. Triple win for Krovigne!!

    • Mandy Kilinskis

      You weren’t the only one that didn’t know, Amy. Apparently the two were keeping their relationship on the super down low.

      Also I hate that I’ve read enough articles about Krovigne to know that.

      Hmmm, seems like the Skateboard Bottle Opener is winning a lot of praise here. I think Chavril should legitimately consider it for their reception (and we can hook them up)!

  3. Jill Tooley

    HILARIOUS. Wow. I couldn’t stop laughing after seeing that picture frame! If only they’d order from us and get that imprinted…haha!

    I like the references to both “Chavril” and “Krovigne” within your actual post and the comments, too. Which one do you like better? I kind of like “Chavril.” It’s sillier, and this wedding requires the maximum dosage of silliness. 😉

    • Mandy Kilinskis

      You know, I really think that they should. Being tongue-in-cheek about the whole wedding might be the best way to go.

      I think I’m sticking with Chavril. It rolls off the tongue a little easier than Krovigne. And full speed ahead for maximum silliness. 🙂

  4. Eric

    Never before thought about using the top AND bottom imprint areas to make a meme photo frame. Clever idea! 🙂

    • Mandy Kilinskis

      I think meme photo frames should be all the rage. If I get married any time in the next five years, I will highly consider it. 🙂


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  6. Rachel

    That photo frame will forever crack me up. And now I have that photograph song stuck in my head — THANKS A LOT.

    But no really, this is hilarious, as usual. Thanks for the laughs, Mandy. 🙂

    • Mandy Kilinskis


      No really, the amount of Nickelback that was kinda sung in the office while I wrote this post was kind of out of control.

      Glad that you enjoyed. 🙂

  7. Eric

    Definitely in agreement when it comes to that skateboard bottle opener. They’re handy as heck to have, but you don’t want to be rolling around town with a colorful, jingling bottle opener that LOOKS like a bottle opener. The skateboard, however, cleverly tucks it underneath the front of the board. Props to the mind who designed that one. Keeps it classy.

    • Mandy Kilinskis

      It’s definitely very clever. I really kind of want one now. All the better if it comes from Chavril. 🙂

  8. Steven Green

    My favorite too is the skateboard bottle opener. Not only is it very handy, it is pretty useful too come to think of it.

    • Mandy Kilinskis

      Oh, it’s an overwhelming majority for the skateboard bottle opener! When People or OK magazine has all of their wedding details in a year or so, I’m going to be really bummed if these aren’t their wedding favors!

      Thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment, Steven!

  9. Jenna Markowski

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This is the best post ever now that we know they’re getting a divorce. A+ 10/10

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