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Congratulatu-freakin'-lations. You're junior executives now. That's why I'm giving you THIS. The Junior Executive Notebook. THIS is your new best friend. Forget your mommy, forget your buddy Donny you've known since grade school. Forget 'em! The Junior Executive Notebook. He's your new best friend. Cause inside this notebook isn't just sales. It's your future.
This PVC covered notebook, with our custom logo screen printed on the front, is so stylish, our CEO carries one just like it. And he's a millionaire, fifty times over.
Open it up, and it's got everything you need to succeed. It's got a 5-inch by 8-inch note pad. You're about to make a sale? You write it down HERE.
Keep your nicest pen here in the pen loop. You don't have a nice pen? Invest in one. Your pen is an extension of you.
Now, check out the interior document pocket. Pretty handy, right? I suggest you keep a list of valuable clients right there.
And keep your business cards HERE, in the card display pocket. You flash a card from this firm, you'll get in anywhere.
Alright. Now you've got everything you need, and you're all on your way to being senior executives. When that happens, you'll get a new notebook. But for now, treat these Junior Executive Notebooks from Quality Logo Products like your children. Better than your children. We got 'em for the guaranteed lowest price, but if you lose it, don't bother showing up the next day.
(from O.S.): Don't waste my freakin' time.