You're sitting at the bar when, suddenly, a flicker of light across the way catches your eye. There's someone sitting there, a handsome someone. Was it his lustrous white smile that had set the dim bar aglow? No, it was something else. You see that the man's holding a Ballpoint Pen from Quality Logo Products, its chrome tips sparkling like stars in the nighttime sky.
Never before have you felt more alive.
You can't believe it. Everything you ever wanted is right there in front of you:
* A twist-on mechanism
* An elegant chrome cap to match the tips
* A black mid-ring for extra style
Where did this incredible promotional item come from? A nearby convention? The hotel attached to the bar? If only you could get a glimpse at the custom logo engraved on the barrel.
You slide off your bar stool, walk up to the man, and reach your hand toward his.
"There you are, gorgeous," you say.
"Um, that's mine," he says, noticing that you appear to be looking at the Ballpoint Pen he's holding instead of him.
It's everything you had hoped for the moment you read the product testing results that the well-educated and incredibly sophisticated QLP staff writers posted as part of the item description. The pen writes smoothly and fluidly, and its twist-on mechanism turns with ease. Even its metal clip proves high quality, bending just enough to allow this pen to slide onto the edge of your notepad.
"Good thing for you that Quality Logo Products sells the Ballpoint Pen at the guaranteed lowest price," you say, placing the pen in your pocket as you walk away, savoring an amazing brand impression.