One day, it's going to become socially acceptable to celebrate certain milestones like retirements, wedding anniversaries, and 65^th birthdays with water gun fights and unlimited pizza buffets. Heck, we here at QLP would actually support that. However, we know that until such a time comes, more elegant celebration gifts might be in order, and that's why we offer the Caspian Clock.

The Caspian Clock has all the markings of a top-notch commemorative item:

• It features an analog clock face
• It's made from jade glass quartz
• The quartz is styled into ascending blocks of glass for that Art Deco look that tells everyone that the owner of this item is a Very Important Person, possibly a senior executive

With the Caspian Clock, you get your choice of having your custom message or logo laser-engraved or screenprinted on the item. Honestly, we suggest going with the engraving, since it's included in the price. I mean, you've already skipped the Make Your Own Sundae Party idea and instead chosen a high-quality item to tell someone how much their years of influence have meant. Why not make this beautiful jade-colored clock look extra special?

The Caspian Clock: it's way more tasteful and understated than this body of text. To order it, call QLP today!