AND after all my hard work, and you know who they gave the account to?... Fricking Stevenson. Yeah, that hack!
ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH! (clearly stressed and heading for an early grave)
- I gotta go my trains' coming.
Conductor: Allllll aboard!
Actor: What's this? Where's my train?
Con: This it's the #14156 TRAIN Stress Reliever with non-stop travel to Relaxation Station. (man looks confused)
Con: This Train will take you far from the stress of your everyday life to a land of serenity and wonder.
Actor: It's amazing...and this train is so soft and squishy.
Con: Of course it is! That's why it's such an effective promotional item.
Con: You can put your custom logo right on the side and give them out to your clients and customers.
Con: People love squeezing them, smashing them, or displaying them on their desks.
Con: I mean, who doesn't like trains?
ACTOR: Steven Segal in Under Siege 2?
Con: You're a weird guy, John.
Con: do you feel more relaxed?
Actor: I do! I can't believe all this is real?
Con: oh its not real...John, John, John, JOHN!
Boss: Are your QRS reports done? You falling way behind.
Actor: (smiles and squeezes his stress train) I'm not gonna Stress out over it.
Boss: Oh..ok...well...Your fired.