Looking for a new way to promote your growing proctology practice? Oh, sure, you might have heard that the classy approach is best, but really, some men can be a little squeamish about this aspect of their health. A doctor who can get them to loosen up could really go a long way!
So tickle your patients' funny bone (but avoid everything else) with the 14" #1 Economy Foam Cheering Mitt. I mean, I guess this budget-friendly item is a great sporting event souvenir, as is any foam hand. If you think about it, though, this foam finger is also the perfect proctology promotional product:
* Made of soft polyether foam that suggests a gentle touch
* Has a one-size-fits-all slit to fit hands like a glove--see above
* Available in plenty of colors, which has nothing to do with proctology, but is a nice detail anyway
A print ad will get your number out there, and a business card will fit conveniently into a wallet, but I'm willing to bet the 14" #1 Economy Foam Cheering Mitt will earn your office plenty of laughs, more than a few appointments, and some gratitude from patients who know that whatever's ailing them, you'll put your finger on it. Call QLP today!