Oh, you brought your wine corkscrew? How cute. While you're busy positioning that perfectly on the top of your bottle, I'll already be aerating my dry red in a fancy goblet. How'd I uncork it so quickly? With my Barossa Rechargeable Wine Opener!
It's a shame you don't have one of these fancy wine openers for yourself, really. All I have to do is place it on the cork and the non-stick-coated helix screw takes care of the rest. It removes the cork in one fluid motion and releases the cork with the push of a button! Yes, "fluid motion" does sort of have a double meaning in this case. Cool, huh? But that lame joke isn't nearly as cool as the blue light that illuminates the top of the bottle when I use my Barossa Rechargeable Wine Opener. Sure, it's not exactly necessary, but it's a pretty rad party trick.
Did I also mention that my automatic bottle opener came with a foil cutter that doubles as a stand? Because it did. I can't remember the last time I had to pick at a wine bottle's foil with my fingers like some kind of commoner. And when my Barossa Rechargeable Wine Opener runs out of juice, I just plug it in using the (included) charger adapter so it'll be ready the next time I want to show it off!
You could enjoy all of these same perks if you really wanted to...all you have to do is head to Quality Logo Products and place an order. Tell them you want to put your logo on Barossa Rechargeable Wine Openers for you, your top-notch clients, and your wine enthusiast buddies, and they'll make it happen for less than the competition! You can't beat that.