Nothing bothers the ninja. Stress misses him like raindrops on a shadow. Perhaps the world would be a better place if we were all ninjas.
Probably not. But you can at least relieve some stress by tossing this Ninja Promo Bouncer Ball* from Quality Logo Products into a co-worker's cubicle. The Ninja will descend silently from above, perhaps knocking over a monitor, popping your co-worker in the head, or harmlessly hitting the floor before bouncing away, down the hallway and into other workspaces. Of course, the only way to respond to a Ninja made from thermoplastic polyurethane is to toss back one of your own, setting off a quiet ninja war throughout your office.
The Ninja Promo Bouncer Ball will prominently (but silently) display your business logo as it goes on its secret mission, making it a great gift for
* trade shows or conventions, where everyone will be stopping at your vendor booth for a bouncing assassin of their own once the Convention Ninja Attacks begin
* any business where morale is low; just hand these out to all your co-workers, hide behind a locked office door, and wait for the aggression to get worked out
* obviously, businesses that employ or train ninjas
* any business concerned with martial arts, security, or discretion
The Ninja Promo Bouncer Ball is a fun promotional item that will definitely see a lot of use. Order yours today.
* Not intended for children or pets.