You're driving down an old country road, when someone runs right in front of your car. As you swerve not to hit the mysterious stranger, you see him duck into an old abandoned mine shaft. Fortunately, you've got a flashlight with you, so you pull up to the mine shaft and go in to investigate. You can hear footsteps echoing all around you as you descend further, your flashlight casting everything in a dull, shadow-smudged yellow glow. Then somewhere, in front of you or behind you, it's impossible to tell with all the echoes, you hear someone (or something) start to cackle ... and then your flashlight's bulb burns out.
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