Sometimes it takes a promotional item that is half business, half laughs to really get your product line moo-ving. That's why we offer customizable Business Cow Stress Relievers!

These soft, squishy cows-in-clothing are cute, eye-catching, and very memorable! Perfect for advertising nearly any business imaginable, our Business Cow Stress Relievers show your clients that you go above and beyond expectations every time! Hey, let's face it: a cow in a suit does anything besides simply working according to expectations.

We think that the Business Cow Stress Reliever would be especially good for promoting

• Any agricultural business, obviously
• Investment firms and stock brokerages (we know that cows and bulls aren't the same, but we're pretty sure you can squeeze in a joke about bull markets anyway)
• Any business that wants to let customers know that its dealings are black and white

When we tested the Business Cow Stress Reliever, we found that it was incredibly firm and resistant to squeezing, which we feel was fitting for any stress toy in a business suit, and it stands well on a desk. We're sad to say that its neck can be torn if you try to twist the head... but we also hope that this toy helps take away your stress before you're at the point when you're twisting the heads off your toy animals. (If not, may we recommend a custom Meditation Candle?)

Customize your Business Cow Stress Relievers with your company's logo or slogan and watch the sales jump right over the moon!