Lightning Stress Toy

Even the gods dealt with stress. Zeus, Thor, Xolotl ... they all got fed up with the prayers and the rival gods and all those upstart mortals trying to steal their fire. But they all learned that there's no better way of letting off some steam than casting a few thunderbolts on an unsuspecting world.

Now you too can relieve stress like a deity no one worships any more with the Lightning Stress Toy from Quality Logo Products. This red polyurethane toy is the perfect way to not only relieve stress, but also to build wrist and finger strength for anyone suffering from carpal tunnel syndrome or arthritis. It's just the thing for

• pointing at co-workers you wish to smite
• throwing at a monitor when a client e-mails one more last minute change
• crushing in your fist while the vendor explains how that deadline just isn't going to be met

Each lightning bolt will be emblazoned with your business logo, which is something that even the ancient gods never did with their lightning bolts*. Order yours today and start tempering that boundless, immortal rage.

* Back then, when someone got struck by lightning, it was usually a mystery exactly which god he or she ticked off.