Military Transport Truck Stress Reliever

Like any other grown-up, you deal with stress while staying busy. You certainly don't have time to play with toys at the office. The Military Transport Truck Stress Reliever is ideal not only for dealing with everyday stress, but also for keeping your fingers flexible after hours spent at the keyboard.

You're certainly not going to move it around your desk like a tiny transport vehicle, maneuvering between the vast mountains of paperwork that could collapse at any moment, burying its tiny occupants alive! There's no time for that sort of thing. And there's absolutely no time to order some Tank Stress Balls and Army Bert Stress Relievers, so that you'd have a whole squeezable military force to defend your desk while you're away.

Why would you need a tiny military force on your desk anyway? Certainly not to defend it against robots. Or, you know, ninjas.

I mean, this is a stress relief accessory! And it's great at its job, as we discovered when we tested it:

• It's a very soft stress toy, ideal for relieving tension no matter how tough an assignment you're dealing with. On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being the squishiest, we'd give this one a 2.
• However, no matter how hard we twisted it, we weren't able to tear this stress reliever.
• Its truck-shaped body lets it rest steadily on a flat surface.
• It may not have wheels, but it glides easily over a desktop if, you know, you did happen to want to imagine you were driving a tiny transport vehicle.

Like all Quality Logo Products, this stress reliever will have a logo of your choice printed on it. The Military Transport Truck Stress Reliever can present a choking hazard to children under three, so you'd better keep it on your desk, out of their reach. Because, you know, they might think it's a toy.

Products are not intended for use by children or pets. They may present a choking hazard to children under 3 years of age.