What can you say about an item like the Porta-Potty Stress Reliever? I guess you can say it offers the ultimate in relief. Oh, man, this item description is going to be terrible.

Look, the portable toilet is instantly recognizable. It's practically an icon. And yet, few people ever expect to see a toy version of one sitting on top of a co-worker's desk or on the bookshelf in the hallway. By promoting your business with the Porta-Potty Stress Reliever from Quality Logo Products^®, you'll have the elements of surprise, curiosity, and confusion working for you--all powerful elements indeed.

And yes, just because we had to, we tested the Porta-Potty Stress Reliever in our offices:

• It's easily one of the softest stress toys we sell. On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being the easiest to squeeze, we'd give this one a 2 (and we'd laugh about it the whole time).
• Yet thanks to its flat square base, it stands steadily on a flat surface.
• It also resisted tearing when we twisted it, but as always with our extremely soft stress relievers, we recommend being gentle when you play with this one.

We think that the Porta-Potty Stress Reliever would be great for promoting contractors, construction businesses, and the like, but if nothing else, we've learned how creative and surprising our customers can be. To open the door to this great promotion (which you're allowed to do unless the lock is red and the sign reads "Occupied"), call QLP today.

NOTE: This item may present a choking hazard and is not intended for use with children under three years of age or pets.