What can you say about an item like the Porta Potty Stress Reliever? I guess you can say it offers the ultimate in relief. Oh, man, this item description is going to be terrible.

Look, the portable toilet is instantly recognizable. It's practically an icon. And yet, few people ever expect to see a toy version of one sitting on top of a co-worker's desk or on the bookshelf in the hallway. By promoting your business with the Porta Potty Stress Reliever from Quality Logo Products^®, you'll have the elements of surprise, curiosity, and confusion working for you--all powerful elements indeed.

We think that the Porta Potty Stress Reliever would be great for promoting contractors, construction businesses, and the like, but if nothing else, we've learned how creative and surprising our customers can be. To open the door to this great promotion (which you're allowed to do unless the lock is red and the sign reads "Occupied"), call QLP today.

NOTE: This item may present a choking hazard and is not intended for use with children under three years of age or pets.