Business Man Bert Stress Reliever

C'mon. We know you want to practice a little office voodoo once in a while. Although we can't promise supernatural consequences, we do highly recommend our customizable Business Man Bert Stress Relievers for the cathartic effect you're looking for.

These fun and memorable polyurethane stress relievers give everyone on your list, all the way up the corporate ladder, just the right guy to, er, listen to all of their problems. Just a few well-timed squeezes of his soft, doughy flesh, and voila! Instant stress relief.

Of course, we totally had to test out the Business Man Bert Stress Reliever for ourselves, because how else would we know whether or not we could recommend it? Here's what we observed:

• Business Man Bert is an incredibly soft and squishy stress reliever. On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being the softest, we've give this member of upper-level management a 3.
• Because this one is so soft, it can be torn near its neck if twisted too hard, so we recommend being gentle if you twist it!
• Its wide feet let it stand sturdily on a desk, and its round shape make it a comfortable fit for the palm of a hand.

Add your company's logo or slogan to put a friendly face on your company's image. They'll love knowing to whom they can come every time they have a problem. Order yours today!