Sure, people could just attach badges to their pockets and collars with plain metal badge clips. They could show up for work, or for conventions, with only bland, undistinguished laminated name tags to declare their identities. They could go through existence never once chancing to reveal the shining stars that burn inside of them.

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• Retractable cord--allows people to inspect an ID up close without getting close and personal!
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