The problem with graduation memorabilia is that it's pretty useless soon after the ceremony is done. You can hang your tassels from your rearview mirror, but they're going to look sad when you're celebrating your five-year work anniversary. Your diplomas are going right onto your mom's wall as the best way you can pay her back for her support while you're repaying student loans. And who even knows about the robe.

You need graduation memorabilia that will last. You need something useful, like the Swanky Graduation Pen.

The Swanky Graduation Pen is a ballpoint pen that features

• A black ink cartridge
• A medium point tip
• A click-action retractable mechanism
• An adorable mortarboard and tassel on top of the click-top plunger

The Swanky Graduation Pen makes a great promotional gift for schools (obviously), companies recruiting new graduates, and banks and student loan companies, who could stand to remind graduates why they're signing over those large checks every month. To order yours, call today.